Ohmigosh, you guys, nothing is better than THIS:
Or this or this or this or this:
My sweet little baby girl – born August 4th at 8:27am – Poppy Sarah Dumbleton. TOTAL. HEARTBREAKER.
So turns out we had to be induced eight days early, because I had preeclampsia. Wah wah. I was at the hospital for a breastfeeding class, and thought I felt a little off, so I went up to the maternity ward afterwards to get my blood pressure taken, and two hours later I was in induced labor! Seriously crazy. I mean, seriously. My epidural wore off after three hours, so I did the really terrifying stuff without pain meds, and ohmigod it was pretty terrifying. But I am an official badass now, I don’t mind saying. Anyway, then this amazing little creature was presented, and all the happiness in the world was folded up into a neat little package and put inside my pocket.
She’s the sweetest little thing I’ve ever known, and we’ll be together forever and ever.